I Am 1 In 6

Infertility. No one thinks it will happen to them. In reality, fertility - something we take for granted - is a miraculously coordinated orchestra of hormones and timing. In couples suffering from infertility (IF) a part (or parts) of the orchestra are not playing in key. Just one wrong note makes the seemingly simple task of procreation extremely difficult. This is our journey from IF to baby.

Sperm + Egg = What??
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View Article  Dreams
I had the most disturbing dream last night. 

My mother - who was about 10 years younger in the dream at about 45ish - decided she wanted to have another baby.  She had her tubal ligation reversed and was actively trying to get pregnant.  Calling me and asking about ovulation predictor kits and such.  I was, obviously, a little upset about this!  I mean it is my turn!  The worst part of the dream was that everyone acted like I shouldn't be upset - that I was being mean to Mom by not wanting her to have a baby.

It was so weird.  I woke up kind of discombobulated.

I called Mom and she said, "no thanks."

lol
View Article  Scream from the highest mountain!
It's the Weekend!  Let's all take out our angst!

Bubble Wrap
Let's Go Fishing
Shoot the Smilies

and if you want to really annoy someone, send them this:

Hold the Button

Have a nice Sunday everyone.

P.S. I have gotten rid of my alias (Damona who is the gaul godess of fertility) and just decided to use my name.  I was being inconsistent in what I used and I tried to think of the worst thing that could happen if someone reading my blog figured out who I was...?  I'm thinking no big deal.  So Paige it is.

View Article  Baby Dust Diaries Acronym of the Week - POAS
POAS - Pee On A Stick

as in..."I know I should wait until my beta (blood pregnancy test) on Monday but I might POAS on Sunday night."

OR

"It has been 2 dpo (days past ovulation); how soon before I can POAS?"

POAS refers to HPT (home pregnancy tests) whereby you test your urine for HCG hormone by holding a test stick in your urine stream for 5 seconds, waiting 3 minutes, and then desperately looking for a second pink line.  Repeat.  Daily. Until AF arrives.

View Article  You know you've been TTC (trying to concieve) for too long when...
...you talk about your husband and accidentally say "my DH"

...you set your alarm for 5am on Saturday to take your BBT

...you go to the doctor with your niece for a booster shot and tell the nurse, "no it hurts less if you do it like this..."

...your DH calls from business travel to ask how your CM is today

...you shave your legs for your RE not for your DH

...you worry about the appropriate "haircut" for an ultrasound

...someone asks what day it is and you almost say "cycle day 4"

...you loiter near the HPT at the drug store debating buying one (or three)

...the "big O" now means ovulation and not orgasm

...you plan your sex life around your next SA

...you visit the RESOLVE bulletin board more than 5 times per day

...you send an email at work and almost write "( ____ ments)" in the subject line

...your DH asks how your cycle buddies are doing